2x07 - Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner

Gia: Mrs. Hauser, mine's wrong. Isn't this a flower?
Mrs. Hauser: No, Gia. Chlamydia is not a flower.
Gia: Well, we have it on, like, a trellis at our beach house.
Veronica: Your trellis is a whore.

Logan: So...your feelings have grown as your available balance has shrunk.

Logan: Seriously, though: I was reading Third Wheel: A Beginner's Guide, and we should come up with, like, some kind of code word for when you guys are feeling frisky and, uh, don't want to be disturbed.
Veronica: Like "scram"?
Logan: I was thinking "awkward." But scram's good. Or "amscray."

Duncan: Veronica. You need to stop being The Dude.
Veronica: Stoner bowler doesn't do it for you?
Duncan: A little. Only because I like the way your lips pout when you do a guy voice.
Veronica: These lips? I've had 'em for years, I can't do a thing with 'em.

Logan: Bessie, when the milk stops being free, I stop drinking it.

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