2x06 - Rat Saw God

Veronica: Apparently, we've hired a wino to guard our door.

Logan: They gave me a lawyer.
Aaron: A real lawyer, not some public servant with a mail-order diploma and a three hundred dollar suit.
Cliff: Two for five hundred, actually, but your point remains valid.

Veronica: Cliff, come on, you owe me.
Cliff: I owe you? Who unconfiscated all your fake college IDs?
Veronica: Who got the Lincoln out of your ex's name?
Cliff: Well, who helped put that lien against Lee's Walk-In Donut?
Veronica: And who proved that stripper was color-blind?
Cliff: Okay, who am I calling and what am I giving them?

Veronica: Ibiza. I'd follow up in person, but Dad's pretty conservative about fact-finding trips abroad.

Officer: Number four, step forward!
Logan: Oh, wow, I'm stunned. You like me! You really like me! Well first, I'd just like to say the other, uh, nominees are all such wonderfully gifted criminals. And I wanna thank my agent, and my publicist, for always shooting me from the left side.

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