2x05 - Blast From the Past

Logan: There's always Winter Carnival. (gasp) Veronica can be an Ice Princess!
Jackie: Can we skate on her?

Wallace: (after being announced as a nominee for homecomeing king) How many kneecaps did you break to make that happen?
Veronica: Only, like, four. The people have spoken, my friend.

Corny: I'd like to nominate Veronica Mars!
Ashley Banks: Like, ironically?
Corny: Yeah. She's badass, smokin' hot, and overall nice to come home to.

Alicia: You are giving me parenting avice?
Keith: What is that supposed to mean?
Alicia: That means I protected Wallace's childhood. I didn't sell it out. I will not invite chaos into my house.
Keith: Oh, come on, Alicia! You invited chaos. All you did was postpone it.

Duncan: So, I was thinking. You're an emancipated minor. I'm an emancipated minor. Maybe we should get together Thursday night? Chug cough syrup, mug some old ladies.
Logan: Oh, golly, I don't know. I was thinking about staying home, making a hope quilt for the lonely.

Veronica: It's weird that you live here. I don't want you going all 'Howard Hughes-y' on me.
Duncan: I am not a shut-in. These nails? Neatly trimmed. Though, now that you mention it, I have started bottling my own urine.
Veronica: Eww!

Veronica: (answers phone) Chesty LaRue. Hey, Duncan. I'm fine. I'm slathering up my boobs as we speak.

Madame Sophie: Wait, I am receiving another voice. A young woman. I see...a letter L. She's holding a flower...a lily. Lilly? She has a message for you. She says you should have stayed away from her boyfriend.

Veronica: Jackie, if you wanna lock horns with me, step and charge. But if you think I'm gonna let you break Wallace's heart for sport, you have grossly underestimated my wrath.

Wallace: It’s your world, we just live in it.

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