2x01 - Normal is the Watchword

Logan: What I'm trying to say is that I'm in love with you.
Veronica: The things guys'll say to get past second base.

Dick: (pointing to Gia) Who's that lovely young flower blossoming into women hood?
Duncan: Let me guess. You want to pluck her.

Logan: I want a Rice Krispie treat.
Kendall: Go make it yourself, then, kid. Do I look like a cook?

Dick: Ms. Dumbass?
Ms. Dumass: It's "Du-mass."
Dick:Yeah, and my name's pronounced "Ri-shard."

Veronica: I should go because my dad is probably watching us through a telescope.
Logan (whispering): Then he's probably impressed with your virtue.
Veronica: And that telescope is mounted on a rifle.

Logan: Can Dick and Beaver come out to play?

Veronica: I feel dirty.

Veronica: This is Neptune. Nothing happens accidentally.

Veronica: Wallace is having a little trouble giving me a urine sample.
Keith: Can't you talk on the phone and paint your nails like other girls?

Wallace: You didn't call me back last night.
Veronica: Don't go gettin' all girl on me.

Veronica: Got any enemies you know about?
Wallace: Well, there's the Klan...
Veronica: This is not really their M.O.
Wallace: I guess that leaves everybody that hates you.

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