1x16 - Betty and Veronica

Veronica: Wow, a snack and an ego stroke. I wish I was a baller.

Duncan: Great game the other night man. Eighteen points, eight assists.
Wallace: On the streets we call those dimes.
Veronica: Streets? You live on the corner of Pleasant Valley and Marigold.

Veronica: Whoever said it is a men's world had no idea how easy it is sometimes to be a girl.

Veronica: (as "Betty") At my old school I was horny. (receives odd looks) We were the Rhinos. I was the mascot.
Richie: And what school was that?
Veronica: Riverdale.
Richie: Never heard of it.

Veronica: A day in the life of a human google. Always in search mode. One moment tracking down the absurd, parrots and goats, metaphors for a school pride I don't possess, and an hour or two later, going after the appalling, the murderer of a teenage girl.

Leo: Just so you know, in my mind that daydream was about me.
Veronica: Oh yeah?
Leo: I was a little surprised you had me in full armour but, whatever.

Leo: I hate to bribe you but I'm fairly certain that aiding and abetting qualifies me for a dinner date.
Veronica: Actually, it qualifies you for dinner and a movie but you undershot, so...
Leo: Damn.

Duncan: Students Against Animal Cruelty. They threw the bucket of blood on the homecoming queen a couple of years ago for wearing fur.
Veronica: Bucket of blood. Have we learned nothing from "Carrie"?

Veronica: Can you do me a weird favour without asking any questions?
Wallace: Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?

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