1x15 - Russkie Business
Veronica: Nothing soothes the nausea, headache and occasional dizziness of a romance overdose like a glimpse of the aftermath. The custody battles, the affairs and...
Veronica: How hard can it be to find an actor named Tom Cruz?
Wallace: Tom Cruise? Not as good a private eye as I thought.
Veronica: In the detective business, we call this a clue.
Wallace: About this secret mission.
Veronica: What'cha got?
Wallace: A reputation as a jock-sniffer. You can be your own FF. I'm retired.
Keith: Don't forget. You're a high school girl. Do some high school girl things now and then.
Veronica: Relax, Dad. I'm cutting pictures of Ashton out of Teen People as we speak.
Leo: We have the sketch artist up from San Diego. Figured I'd test him out. He's not bad.
Veronica: I don't have horns.
Veronica: You're a prince, Leo.
Leo: Yeah, I'm writing that down.
Veronica: I look like Manila Whore Barbie.
Veronica: (voiceover) J. Geils was right. Love stinks. You can dress it up with sequins and shoulder pads but one way or another you're just gonna end up alone at the spring dance strapped into uncomfortable underwear.
Veronica: I cannot escape Tom Cruise.
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