"Veronica Mars is smarter than you."

1x09 - Drinking the Kool-Aid

Veronica: What is your deal? You're jacked up like some hillbilly kid who just stumbled into daddy's meth lab.

Veronica: He joined a cult? What do they worship? Wedgies? Keggers? Their parents' platinum cards?

Veronica: (voiceover) Maybe I should play this needy, despondent waif card more often.

Veronica: (voiceover) Do not roll your eyes Veronica. You're undercover.

Veronica: Forbidden barn? Check. Implied polygamy? Check. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a cult.

Keith: You're covered in mud.
Veronica: See, that's why you make the big bucks.

Josh: I'm just saying what you already know.
Veronica: (voiceover) That fake fur was a poor choice to infiltrate utopia?

Veronica: (voiceover) You're saying you don't want my money, you don't want my body, you don't want me working in your ganja fields, you just want me to be happy. Strange.

Veronica: I should have added more discreet lesbian overtones.

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