"Veronica Mars is smarter than you."

1x06 - Return of the Kane

Veronica: You're in luck, Phillip Marlowe. Because it's dessert for dinner night, and I've got a sundae thing set-up here.
Keith: If child services finds out about this, they will take you away.
Veronica: Well, that's a risk I'm willing to take.
Keith: Honey, shouldn't we try something at the base of the food pyramid? You know - fruits and vegetables.
Veronica: (gasps) What is that? A maraschino cherry.

Lilly: Check you out, Veronica Mars. You're like a rocker chick now. You and I, we'd have a lot of fun together. Yeah, if, um, if I wasn't dead and stuff.
Veronica: Why are you here?
Lilly: Don't you watch any horror movies? My soul is doomed to walk the earth until justice has been served.
Veronica: Really?
Lilly: Yeah, that, and as kinda a side project, I dispense fashion advice.

Veronica: Why would he have wanted to kill you?
Lilly: Honestly! I was awesome, right?
Veronica: I miss you, Lilly.

Ms. Dent: Good morning, Veronica. I was thinking maybe you'd be interested in covering the election for the student newspaper.
Veronica: Sure, I'll write it up this afternoon.
Ms. Dent: The election's tomorrow.
Veronica: And I can already see the headline. "Brown-nosing, resume-packer wins in a landslide."

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