1x01 - Pilot

Veronica: (voiceover) This is my school. If you go here, your parents are either millionaires, or your parents work for millionaires. Neptune California, a town without the middle class. If you're in the second group, you get a job. Fast food, movie theaters, mini marts. Or you could be me. My after school job means tailing philandering spouses or investigating false injury claims.

Veronica: (voiceover) Let's not forget Logan Echolls. His dad makes twenty million a picture. You probably own his action figure. (Logan laughs, pointing at Veronica) Every school has an obligatory psychotic jackass. He's ours.

Weevil: Sister, the only time I care what a woman has to say is-is when she's riding my big old hog but even then it's not so much words just a bunch of oohs and aahs, you know?
Veronica: So it's big, huh?
Weevil: Legendary.
Veronica: Well, let's see it. I mean, if it's as big as you say, I'll be your girlfriend. (gasps) We could go to prom together!

Veronica: You want to know how I lost my virginity? So do I.

Veronica: God Lilly, I see the Prozac's working.
Lilly: High on life, Veronica Mars. I've got a secret, a good one.

Logan: Hey, Veronica Mars. Do you know what your little joke cost me?
Veronica: Well, I'm pretty sure you won't be getting your bong back.

Wallace: I suddenly feel like I'm in a scene from The Outsiders.
Veronica: Be cool, Soda Pop.

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