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SETH: I love palm springs, a little golf, a little shvitz
ANNA: I don't know, it all sounds kind of old
SETH: Yes, Anna, it does sound old and somewhere inside me there's an old Jewish man who's veeeery excited!
ANNA: Ick!
SETH: Ok, that came out a little disgusting.
ANNA: Yeah, kinda
SETH: But seriously, there's the geriatric part of me that actually loves like a good early bird special, a little bit of shuffle board some mahjong!
ANNA: Well, when you put it that way
SETH: Seriously think about it: most old people are to actually old to enjoy being old! Not me though, I'm ready to retire right now to a life of leisure, Palm springs is my mecca.
ANNA: Weeeelll, what I'm looking forward to is a weekend alone.Without our parents.
SETH: Oooh, I see where you're going with this, we can have dinner as early as we want!
ANNA: Oooo, it'll be like a couples weekend, an we can have our own room.
SETH: Be still my pacemaker
ANNA: You're a dirty old man
SETH: Hey, if the orthopedic shoe fit's..
SUMMER: Hello friends! Are you guys almost ready to go?
SETH: Yeah totally, we're there
ANNA: Hey Summer
SUMMER: That's is just great you gu- oh sorry god Anna! It looked like you were doing so well to
ANNA: Don't worry about it
SUMMER: Thanks for being so forgiving. We are gonna have so much fun this weekend, all of us hanging out.. as friends!

SUMMER: Thanks for carrying my golf bag, Cohen, I really think I threw out my back
ANNA: If your back hurts Summer, why don't we take a golf cart?
SUMMER: What are you, like against nature?
ANNA: This isn't nature. This is a golf course.
SETH: I think I have a hernia.
SUMMER: You guys this way we can spend more time together as friends
ANNA: (to Seth) How come when she says friends, it sounds like a threat?
SETH: It's her inflection. What we did say we'd try anf be friends right? I mean who's she gonna talk to? Luke?
ANNA: Oh..
SETH: That guy only recently learnt how to walk up right
SUMMER: Oh...uh (yells) Cohen, could you help me find my ball, Anna, stay back there might be poison ivy.
SETH: Summer.. I don't wanna get poison ivy
SUMMER: Cohen! I thought you were my friend
SETH: (gives in) ok..
ANNA: Wow.. looks like Summer's not the only one who lost their balls..

SETH: Dinner at 6, in bed by 8. Anna, my old Jewish man is very happy right now
ANNA: It's pretty humid Seth, I think you could stop futzing
SETH: No no I can't! Futzing's what I do my darling. Besides, I almost have it. And there we go! She's purring like a kitten
ANNA: Mm.. So Cohen, you an me alone in a bed
SETH: Oooh polyfill! It's not as comfortable as down but it's good for our little allergies our sniffles, and this bed huh. It's posturepedic for my back! And your back
ANNA: Yeah
SETH: My catheter fell out
(Summer comes in)
SUMMER: Hey guys
SETH: Hey
SUMMER: Luke's hogging the remote an it's either football or porn, so I was wondering if I could watch TV with you guys?
ANNA: We're not watching TV, Summer.
SETH: Yeah, Summer, we were about to go to bed actually
SUMMER: But it's eight o'clock, what are you, like seventy?
SETH: On the inside, yes
SUMMER: Well.. I thought this was a weekend where we could all hang out as friends
ANNA: It is
SETH: Totally, totally
SUMMER: Oh, I get it, it's like specific friend hours right? Whatever works for you, a friend on off switch! A friend appointment book! I mean do I have to schedule friend time in advance because-
SETH: No, no that is not it at all
ANNA: It's not it
SUMMER: Great! You guys (jumps between Anna & Seth) that's great! (grabs the remote) Ooh that Enrique is so hot! I mean can you imagine being with a guy with abs like that? (touches Seth's chest) Apparently not.

ANNA: Ooooo! Egg McMuffins, they sound so good right now!
SETH: I know why can't they serve those all day
ANNA: I know, totally, like what technological innovation is preventing that
(Summer is lying across the end of the bed & she looks at them)
SETH: Ok, they can put a man on the moon correct?
ANNA: Right
SETH: And they can't serve an egg mc muffin passed ten thirty am
ANNA: it makes no sense
SETH: I can't figure it out, doesn't make no sense
ANNA: it makes no sense
(Summer rolls her eyes and changes the channel)
ANNA: cabbage patch kids
SETH: (frowns) they still sell those
ANNA: oh weird
SETH: I don't really get the whole like legend of the cabbage patch it freaks me out
ANNA: what babies harvested from the heads of cabbage
SETH: yeah exactly
ANNA: what's so freaky about that
SETH: it's all about some child-slavery ring
ANNA: (laughs) it's weird
SETH: it's disgusting it makes me wanna vomit
(Summer is frustrated & changes the channel again)
SETH: ooooh the smurfs dude
ANNA: aww
SETH: oooh do you know how tall they were?
ANNA: what?
SETH: three apples
ANNA: really that's pretty big
SETH: three apples, yeah (Anna laughs) there should be a channel on television I think, of us watching television (Summer looks like she feels left out)
ANNA: we're that good
SETH: yeah
SUMMER: (turns to face them) yeah you are, you are so that good, your whole witty banter thing is soooo cute you guys, you guys are like (thinks) brother an sister, yeah you guys could totally be related, I'm gonna go to bed (turns the TV off & leaves)
(Seth & Anna look awkward with each other now)
ANNA: (turning away from Seth) I'm going to bed to