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The Homecoming

KIRSTEN: Can you believe Seth has a girl coming over?
SANDY: I know.
ANNA: How can I help?
KIRSTEN: Hi.
SANDY: You must be Anna. Sandy Cohen.
ANNA: Nice to meet you.
KIRSTEN: Uh, we're doing fine, we're just, uh, working away.
SETH: Ok, if by 'we' you're referring to yourself then (looks at Sandy) somebody violated the pact. (Sandy puts his hands out in defense)
KIRSTEN: I am merely opening the wine, a skill I feel very confident about.
SETH: No argument here...
SANDY: So Anna, what''s the deal?
ANNA: Huh?
SANDY: Your parents don't believe in celebrating the genocide of the American Indian?
ANNA: Hardly. They went back to Pittsburgh to have dinner with the rest of the clan.
KIRSTEN: Oh, you didn't wanna go?
ANNA: Ahh, nooo it's kinda challenging to sit at a table with the Sterns of Pittsburgh and still have an appetite... It's sort of an anathema to the whole spirit of thanksgiving.
ANNA: (with a box of cornflakes) Yes!
SETH: Hey, sweet potatoes and uh marshmallows and cornflakes! Suddenly-suddenly not so hungry.
ANNA: Well, then all you'll be eating are your words.
ANNA: Seth, a little help please?

ANNA: Hey.
SETH: Anna, why hello there.
ANNA: Where you ben?
SETH: Ah, hm, no, Ryan just asked me to feed his sea monkeys while he was away.
ANNA: Ryan has sea monkeys? I love those things.
SETH: Yeah. But you know what though, ya can't see em.... because they're dead.
ANNA: Oh.
SETH: Yeah, suicide. You know how hard the holidays can be, so...
ANNA: Well...um...the pool house is empty, maybe we could take some alone time...to hang out.
SETH: Yeah.
ANNA: Away from everybody.
SETH: Yeah let's do that, lets do that in my room.
ANNA: Even better.
SETH: Alright.

ANNA: Huh... so... this is your bedroom.
SETH: Yes-yes it is.
ANNA: Hmm.
SETH: Have you met Captain Oats yet? I don't think you have. Huh.
ANNA: Mmhmm Seth, you didn't bring me here to introduce me to Captain Oats.
SETH: No, I didn't.
ANNA: That's what I thought.
SETH: I have cauliflower steaming, so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna leave you here with Captain Oats to get acquainted and I'll be right back. Ok? Thankyou.

SETH: Hey Anna, what's up?
ANNA: I'm beating Captain Oats at Jenga, I think it's his lack of opposable thumbs that gives me a certain advantage.
SETH: It's gettin a little weird in here -
ANNA: Well, you left me alone for so long I guess I was going a little...crazy.
SETH: You know Captain Oats is a sore loser anyway.
ANNA: Mmhmm.
SETH: Have I mentioned that thanksgiving is my favourite holiday? Well, it is.
ANNA: Aren't you kinda hot in this?
SETH: Yes, it is rather balmy.
ANNA: why don't you take it off?
SETH: why don't we? I was never a fan of it anyway cause my mom picked it out an I was like "Mom, dude I'm -" (Anna looks at him) Anyway it's untrue, I dress myself, that's untrue.

SETH: Ok, that's two bruises today.
ANNA: Two?
SETH: Yeah, the first one was from cooking sweet potatoes, just aren't as sweet as they use to be anymore speaking of which I have left them un-attended. I'm very neglectful, so I'll be right back and uh what is that Captain Oats, he wants a rematch, do that.
ANNA: (sighs and picks up captain oats) Do you want a rematch?

SETH: Hey.
ANNA: Is everything ok?
SETH: Everything's fine, let me meet you back upstairs.
SUMMER: I thought I heard a smoke alarm.
ANNA: Summer!
SUMMER: Anna.
SUMMER & ANNA: SETH!
SETH: Totally awkward, uh, this is weird and I wanna explain everything to you guys-
ANNA: I kissed you!
SETH: I know
SUMMER: I kissed you.
SETH: So true. (Caleb laughs)
KIRSTEN: I always knew you were a late bloomer sweetie.
SETH: Thanks mom. (Anna turns to leave)
SETH: Anna will you not go, please!
SUMMER: Oh, you don't want her to go?
SETH: No.
ANNA: NO.
SETH: I mean yes, I mean yes.
ANNA: That's it. (Anna leaves)
SUMMER: Nice.
SETH: Ok, that was awkward with her here now finally she's gone. (Summer leaves, Seth goes after her) Let me tell you something Summer! I have a disease -