index fanlisting extra skins affiliates

The Best Christmukkah Ever

RYAN: You're getting Summer and Anna the same thing?
SETH: Yes, I am. Sometimes I'm so crafty, I surprise myself.
RYAN: No good can come of this. You know that, right?
SETH: Uh, nope, I don't.
RYAN: You're going to have to choose, man.
SETH: Hey, not on Chrismukkah I don't, okay? There's no choosing in Chrismukkah.
RYAN: Well, you didn't get me anything, right?
SETH: No.

RYAN: And when Chrismukkah ends?
SETH: I hate when Chrismukkah ends.
SUMMER: Cohen. Hi, Ryan. Um, I wanted to know what the deal was for tonight – if you were driving…
ANNA: Hey, Seth. So, what time are you thinking for tonight? Oh. Hey, Summer.
SUMMER: Hey, Anna.
SETH: You guys. I was thinking we should all probably meet there. How about that? At whatever time you so choose to get there, by whatever means.
SUMMER: Sounds great.
ANNA: Yeah, perfect.
(Both girls walk away.)
RYAN: You better pray for a Chrismukkah miracle.

SETH: Anna. Hey.
ANNA: Mistletoe.
She holds up a piece of mistletoe and kisses him on the cheek.
SETH: Oh. Oh, that's very festive of you. Uh, I thought we were meeting there. I'm going with my parents.
ANNA: Well, I was thinking maybe we could go together.
SETH: I would love to do that. You know I would. But don't you think that would violate our little Geneva Convention of dating we have going on? 'Cause I told Summer that, you know, I'd meet both of you there.
ANNA: Well, how is Summer ever going to know?
The doorbell rings again and Seth answers it.
SUMMER: Mistletoe. What is she doing here?
ANNA: What are you doing here?
SUMMER: I thought we had a deal, Cohen.
ANNA: Which you clearly violated.
SUMMER: As did you.
SETH: She's got a point.
ANNA: You're on her side?
SETH: No. There are no sides, you guys. There's only um.. rides with my parents. We'll all go together. Hmm?
ANNA: Fine.
SUMMER: Fine.

ANNA: So, I have a gift for you. I'll give it to you later.
SUMMER: I have a present for you, too, also. I'll give it to you later.
SETH: (To Summer) I can't wait. (To Anna) For either. (To Summer) For both.

ANNA: Huh, so... Are you ready for your present?
SETH: Yeah, alright. I'm ready, hand me the keys, I'll figure out how to drive a stick eventually.
ANNA: Very funny, Seth, always have to ruin the mood.
SETH: It's what I do.
ANNA: Ready?
SETH: Mmhmm.
(Anna hands him a comic, Seth takes it and you see that it is a handmade comic that says 'the ADVENTURES of SETH COHEN and Capt. Oats!')
SETH: The Adventures of Seth Cohen & Captain Oats Volume 1: "confidence". You made this?
ANNA: No, I bought it on eBay.
SETH: I can't believe you did this, this is amazing! Hey, this Seth in the story seems really handsome and awesome.
ANNA: I guess I took some liberties.
SETH: You dumbed him down a little bit.
SETH: This is fantastic
ANNA: Thanks.

SUMMER: What's this?
SETH: Uh-uh, that's uh-uh, that's Anna's present, she made it for me.
SUMMER: She made it?
SETH: Yeah
SUMMER: It's amazing.
SETH: Yeah, I know. Hut hey, your present is amazing too, ok? It's really amazing.
(Anna comes in)
ANNA: Hey, there you - are...
SETH: Hey, Anna. Summer was just giving me her gift, it's cool.
ANNA: You're Wonder Woman.
SUMMER: Yeah, so..
ANNA: I mean, you look... amazing... Is that my story?
(Summer gives it back to Seth)
ANNA: Oh my god... I made you a comic book. What am I, eight?
SUMMER: Way to go, Wonder Whore.
SETH: Hey! Wonder Woman is not a whore, ok? Stop.
SUMMER: (to Anna) What are we doing?
ANNA: I don't know. This is ridiculous.
SETH: Hold up you guys! One second, please. Ok, lets not-lets not-lets not have one speed bump derail the whole train, ok? Lets not throw the baby out with the bath water lets not...let's make some more metaphors.
SUMMER: Look, I'm not into talking about like feelings or whatever... But I like you, ok, and so does she, if we don't put an end to this soon...
ANNA: Someone's gonna get hurt.
SUMMER: You gotta choose, Cohen.